Best dollar I ever spent

While shopping for gag gifts at the dollar store for our confirmation party tonight, I came across a wonderful little device: an apple corer/slicer. I'd been told about these before, so I quickly snatched it up. I tried it out with lunch today... what a cool thing! One apple, sliced and ready to be eaten, in less than a second! With two apple trees in my back yard and a cupboard loaded with junk food that shouldn't be there, I think that this little doodad will rank right up there with the best dollars I ever spent.

If you're not lucky enough to have a real dollar store nearby (the kind that actually sells every item for a dollar, not the kind that sells items for round numbers, i.e., $3, $7, etc.), then you can nab a similar corer/slicer at Amazon.com for seven bucks.

Just don't tell your doctor... his business, so the saying goes, depends on your not purchasing this item. ;)