Do you suppose they take VISA?

Opening bills is no fun. I admit it - I've nearly had my jaw drop at some of the cell phone bills I've received. But I ain't got nothing on Yahaya Wahab.

Yahaya Wahab said he disconnected his late father's phone line in January after he died and settled the 84 ringgit ($23) bill, the New Straits Times reported.

But Telekom Malaysia later sent him a bill for 806,400,000,000,000.01 ringgit ($218 trillion) for recent telephone calls along with orders to settle within 10 days or face legal proceedings, the newspaper reported.

Just to put that into a little bit of perspective, the Gross Domestic Product of the entire world in 2004 was right around $40 trillion - a pittance compared to Yahaya's supposed phone bill!

Telekom Malaysia is apparently aware of Yahaya's impending financial crisis, and plans to "address it." Hopefully with something a little better than offering him the installment plan...