For the passive-aggressive chef in all of us

Why confront someone with your frustrations directly, when you can nurse your grudge and stab them in the back repeatedly? That's the premise behind good ol' Midwestern passive aggression. Now you can let both your hostilities and your pot roast simmer while you carve something (or someone?) up, using the Voodoo Knife Set!

One hears a lot about "kitchen art" these days, but I have yet to see a toaster to compare with this. Clever, useful, and more than a little creepy, it's an ideal conversation piece for the modern kitchen countertop.

And it's probably a decent stress reliever, too.