Think this will make next year's brochures?
It appears that between several dozen and a couple hundred Cobbers doffed their clothes and went for a dip in Prexy's Pond (a "murky" campus pond, per the AP, named after beloved former president "Prexy" Joe Knutson) to celebrate commencement at Concordia, my alma mater, yesterday.
A campus security staffer caught the nekkid Cobbers mid-swim in the wee hours of this morning, and tried without much success to break up the good times. In the process, his golf cart somehow wound up in the middle of the pond.
By the time the Moorhead PD arrived on the scene, there were no bare-cheeked new grads splashing around in the algae, but more than a few young people were found fleeing in nothing but their skivvies... presumably leaving a dripping trail behind them.
The smarter ones remembered to take their clothes (and their IDs) with them when they split. Those who didn't (and we can only hope there was an unsigned piece of paper in their diploma holder yesterday) will quite possibly face charges - or at least a very awkward moment when their personal belongings are returned to them.
(Thanks to Jason for the tip)
A campus security staffer caught the nekkid Cobbers mid-swim in the wee hours of this morning, and tried without much success to break up the good times. In the process, his golf cart somehow wound up in the middle of the pond.
By the time the Moorhead PD arrived on the scene, there were no bare-cheeked new grads splashing around in the algae, but more than a few young people were found fleeing in nothing but their skivvies... presumably leaving a dripping trail behind them.
The smarter ones remembered to take their clothes (and their IDs) with them when they split. Those who didn't (and we can only hope there was an unsigned piece of paper in their diploma holder yesterday) will quite possibly face charges - or at least a very awkward moment when their personal belongings are returned to them.
(Thanks to Jason for the tip)
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