Different day, same cabal

Yes, I'm doing Chinese two days in a row. ;) Different restaurant today, but the kitchen/cookie-maker nexus is in full effect, it would appear:

"Did you remember to order your take out also?"

It's true - the lo-meinati really do secretly rule the world...

Extortion by cookie

"Your fortune said you need to make a donation. Give it to the chef." I'm both amused at the cheeky creativity of this one and just a little offended at using fortune cookies to generate tips for the kitchen! Hmmmm...