Caption Contest 1

While browsing and grazing at Sam's Club this afternoon, I came across this charming little tableau. Actually, not so little... the creche figures are from a $400 outdoor set, and Santa is a life-sized robot.

Anyhow, the scene cried out to be photographed and captioned. I've taken care of the first part - the captioning, though, is in your hands.

Please post your best captions either at the pic's Flickr page or as a comment on this blog post. Or, if you like, add your own thought or speech balloons through the miracle of Photoshop, and e-mail the results to me.

Once I think everyone's had a chance to respond who's going to respond, I'll choose a winning caption, and feature it on my blog.

Have fun, keep it clean (if you want it to be the Grand Prize Winner, anyhow), and let the best woman / man / beast / yard figurine win!